Head over heels in love with: life, lions, cats, my boyfriend, food, pink, comedy, music, belly buttons, alcohol, short dresses, Dallas Cowboys, summer, zebra print, Harry Potter, m&m's, and nintendo.
This is me; take it or leave it.
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Here’s a recent photo so you can see that I’m doing nothing with my life

Here’s a recent photo so you can see that I’m doing nothing with my life

emilyeatsright:

daftlypunk:

do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

Yes. Yes. Yes.

It is so uncomfortable and such a manipulative move.

(Source: yovahkiin)

dannyappreciation:

You never know how old you are until you realize your childhood hero died.

Robin Williams was a masterpiece and such an amazing man.To hear of his passing has upset me beyond most deaths. He was my childhood. My childhood was Robin Williams.

Rest in peace….

petitegoose:

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

whoa. that makes me very afraid.

(Source: peterthestarcatcher)